Lusty the Elf decides to take a break from her adventures and enjoy the beach! Waves lap at the vast stretch of sand, and palm trees gently bob in the breeze behind her.

What should Lusty do ?

  1. Sit under a palm tree, relax, and stare out at the ocean, only to see… movement?
  2. Ask swig to pull out a beach chair
  3. Sunbake!!! And naughtily go topless, but not before checking that the coast is clear. Soak it up and relax.


Patrons voted for Option 3


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